self & soul

slanting:

(by 《 DENN IS 》)

slanting:

(by 《 DENN IS 》)

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1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.

2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message.

3. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

4. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.

5. Always use ‘we’ when referring to your home team or your government.

6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

7. Don’t underestimate free throws in a game of ‘horse’.

8. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

9. Don’t dumb it down.

10. You only get one chance to notice a new haircut.

11. If you’re staying more than one night, unpack.

12. Never park in front of a bar.

13. Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly.

14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first boy/girlfriend.

15. Hold your heroes to a high standard.

16. A suntan is earned, not bought.

17. Never lie to your doctor.

18. All guns are loaded.

19. Don’t mention sunburns. Believe me, they know.

20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if it’s only once.

21. Take a vacation of your cell phone, internet, and TV once a year.

22. Don’t fill up on bread, no matter how good.

23. A handshake beats an autograph.

24. Don’t linger in the doorway. In or out.

25. If you choose to go in drag, don’t sell yourself short.

26. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.

27. Never get your hair cut the day of a special event.

28. Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires, and sheets.

29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it.

30. When you’re with new friends, don’t just talk about old friends.

31. Eat lunch with the new kids.

32. When traveling, keep your wits about you.

33. It’s never too late for an apology.

34. Don’t pose with booze.

35. If you have the right of way, take it.

36. You don’t get to choose your own nickname.

37. When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire family.

38. Never push someone off a dock.

39. Under no circumstances should you ask a woman if she’s pregnant.

40. It’s not enough to be proud of your ancestry; live up to it.

41. Don’t make a scene.

42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet is best.

43. Know when to ignore the camera.

44. Never gloat.

45. Invest in good luggage.

46. Make time for your mom on your birthday. It’s her special day, too.

47. When opening presents, no one likes a good guesser.

48. Sympathy is a crutch, never fake a limp.

49. Give credit. Take blame.

50. Suck it up every now and again.

51. Never be the last one in the pool.

52. Don’t stare.

53. Address everyone that carries a firearm professionally.

54. Stand up to bullies. You’ll only have to do it once.

55. If you’ve made your point, stop talking.

56. Admit it when you’re wrong.

57. If you offer to help don’t quit until the job is done.

58. Look people in the eye when you thank them.

59. Thank the bus driver.

60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.

61. Forgive yourself for your mistakes.

62. Know at least one good joke.

63. Don’t boo. Even the ref is somebody’s son.

64. Know how to cook one good meal.

65. Learn to drive a stick shift.

66. Be cool to younger kids. Reputations are built over a lifetime.

67. It’s okay to go to the movies by yourself.

68. Dance with your mother/father.

69. Don’t lose your cool. Especially at work.

70. Always thank the host.

71. If you don’t understand, ask before it’s too late.

72. Know the size of your boy/girlfriend’s clothes.

73. There is nothing wrong with a plain t-shirt.

74. Be a good listener. Don’t just wait for your turn to talk.

75. Keep your word.

76. In college, always sit in the front. You’ll stand out immediately.

77. Carry your mother’s bags. She carried you for nine months.

78. Be patient with airport security. They’re just doing their jobs.

79. Don’t be the talker in a movie.

80. The opposite sex likes people who shower.

81. You are what you do, not what you say.

82. Learn to change a tire.

83. Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead of them.

84. An hour with grandparents is time well spent. Ask for advice when you need it.

85. Don’t litter.

86. If you have a sister, get to know her boyfriend. Your opinion is important.

87. You won’t always be the strongest or the fastest. But you can be the toughest.

88. Never call someone before 9am or after 9pm.

89. Buy the orange properties in Monopoly.

90. Make the little things count.

91. Always wear a bra at work.

92. There is a fine line between looking sultry and slutty. Find it.

93. You’re never too old to need your mom.

94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the first date, commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kill.

95. Know the words to your national anthem.

96. Your dance moves might not be the best, but I promise making a fool of yourself is more fun than sitting on the bench alone.

97. Smile at strangers.

98. Make goals.

99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime.

100. If you have to fight, punch first and punch hard.

a high school teacher’s list of 100 wisest words (via live-la-bella-e-vita)

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melepeta:

McWay Falls by BoomItLiveIt on Flickr.

melepeta:

McWay Falls by BoomItLiveIt on Flickr.

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Summary of Romeo and Juliet
  • romeo: im so sad
  • romeo: ill never be happy
  • romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
  • romeo: WHO DAT
  • romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY
  • romeo: imma dance with her
  • romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*
  • juliet: dafuq are you
  • romeo: shh *kiss*
  • juliet: :oo
  • *party over*
  • romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
  • romeo: LADY
  • romeo: HEY LADY
  • juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
  • romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married
  • juliet: dont you think its too soon
  • romeo: idk
  • juliet: brb
  • romeo: k
  • juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
  • romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
  • *next day*
  • rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
  • friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
  • romeo: yeh
  • friar: ok fine ur married
  • rome and juli: yaaaay
  • *some time later*
  • tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
  • mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
  • tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*
  • mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
  • romeo: hnnn
  • tybalt: ....
  • romeo HNNN
  • tybalt: ...
  • romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
  • tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
  • prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
  • romeo: i sorry
  • prince: no ur banished
  • romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
  • romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
  • friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok
  • romeo: k *leaves*
  • juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
  • friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
  • juliet: ok
  • juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*
  • nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
  • lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
  • nurse: k
  • juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
  • romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
  • romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD
  • romeo: WHAT
  • romeo: WHAaaAaaaT
  • romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
  • romeo: *buys potion*
  • romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
  • romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
  • romeo: but im sure she is
  • romeo: *kiss juliet*
  • romeo: *drinks poison*
  • romeo: he ded
  • juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
  • juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
  • juliet: HE DED
  • juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*
  • oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
  • friar: *comes in cell*
  • friar: uh oh
  • prince: WHAT DIS
  • CAPULET: WHAT DIS
  • LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS
  • MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS
  • CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother
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raspberrymilk:

‘This Should Be The Place' by Silvia Pelissero

raspberrymilk:

This Should Be The Place' by Silvia Pelissero

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The hours between 12am and 6am
have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it.
Beau Taplin, the hours between.  (via whitebeyonce)

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